question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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