So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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