why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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