She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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