dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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