I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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