What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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