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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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