ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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