Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
