Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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