hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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