On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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