Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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