Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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