How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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