Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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