this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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