4 words: hood of his car
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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