69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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