Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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