Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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