if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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