That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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