Non-Jews are for practice
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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