i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
