Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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