If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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