And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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