I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
