idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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