Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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