i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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