Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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