I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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