Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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