Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she pinky promised me she was 18
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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