cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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