ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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