i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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