wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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