just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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