He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
