is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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