Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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