kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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