we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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