I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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