Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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