The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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